persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
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persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
(Source: mylittlefangirl)
You run around Israel in a period-inappropriate hoodie and sit on benches to find a rusty old ball for some bearded...
I probably have played these… But can’t tell what most of them are.
No idea on the first one, but I assume it’s Star Wars. Ace Attorney. No idea. Persona. Earthbound. (or possibly...
guy high as fuck keeps having nightmares and then a tree starts speaking to him and surprise, you’re adopted, he then...
tornado stole your sky girlfriend so you leave the sky to save her from a giant faceless scaly mouth monster, you get...
The world will end unless you can make people uphold centuries-old treaties. You convince them to keep their promises by...
some kid living with these monk dudes on some mountain is trained by a cryptic old man for twenty years, until these...
give this a shot. you’re a wolf and you paint shit with your tail and make a mess all over everyone’s fucking village to...
^^^ that is the best explanation of mass effect 2 ever.
You play as a stupid burlap doll who is the only character who can’t talk and you can play dress up and house with it...
You’re in a world with really bad graphics and messing with only one kind of animal brings a punishment of death if you...
a kid dies and becomes an asshole, also he gets forced into a shitty game as a ghost
You’re a pre-teen girl who can’t be bothered saying a word in the entire game except to confirm or deny what other...
some dude says “would you kindly?” a lot //
You get arrested for some random reason, but you manage to escape (no thanks to yourself), and so you go around...
You go around shooting holes in the wall with a gun.
Is it sad that I literally cannot name a single one of these games? D:
oh my god
Gets lectured by an owl constantly and has major friend zone issues
You run around screaming at giant lizards.
You are controlled by a polite Irishman and repeatedly injure your left hand after shooting up. Also, the locals are...